Bukkake Bandito's 1800 Bukkake Hotline

by Bukkake Bandito

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released September 10, 2016

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Track Name: Punch The Shit feat. Klit Kommander (Penetrated)
Gargantuan turd that was painful to drop
A burning sensation, more solid than slop
A brick of shit turned my sphincter to mush
I hope to God that this thing will flush

The throne is clogged and no plunger in view
The water is filling what the fuck do I do?
Think on my feet, and try something new
Clench my fist and start punching the poo

Punch the shit and break it to pieces
Punch the shit and throw down with my faeces
Punch the shit until the toilet will flush
Punch the shit into dirty brown slush

I've punched the shit into oblivion
I'm the winner, I am victorious
But what is this? The shit is reforming
A giant Golgothian, a demon of shit

I ready my fists for the punishment that is due
My life has come to this, fighting demon poo
He charges hard and I unleash my faecal bombardment
Back to the shit realm, back to Hell he's sent
Track Name: Slayin' Puss
Slaying Puss
Track Name: Placenta Teddy Bear
Placenta Ted
Sewn straight from the cunt
A utero cuddle buddy
Asickening stunt

Sun kissed and roungh
With a leathery touch
A bear of afterbirth
Pulled from her guts

To love and to hold
Until you grow old
A protective sack
That was once your home

It puts the salt
And the yolk on the afterbirth
And waits for it to tan

This gift I give, a placenta teddy bear
Track Name: Toxic Cock Shock
Crimson torpedo
Left in too long
Bacterial anomaly
Something went wrong
Riding the red tide
But hungry for schlong
Jumping dick
She's going strong

Moments in and he's in pain
Like a trooper he grunts, and strains
Sweet release as his cock will drain
He goes to pull out, but to his dismay

Toxic cock shock
Urethral erosion
Toxic cock shock
Phallic corrosion

Penile trauma
A septic disease
Mushy remains
Of his once proud peepee
Bacterial avulsion
It's stripped back with ease
Bubbling cock flesh
Like melted cheese
Track Name: Dine At The Y
Jucy and gleaming
Her legs wide spread
My favourite little meal
Is giving nasty head

Vaginal gourmet
Dripping with lust
Dine at the Y
A taste that is a must
Track Name: Pinata Pussy
Fuck her rough
Like her cunt holds candy
An internal beating
With my rock hard dong

Her labia bruised
Beaten and sore
Pussy pinata
Fucking down her front door